Day 5, Second Test, The Gabba + England Kitchen squad

 

Something fishy

There's no Day 5 of course, so for fun here is a Kitchen XI

England Kitchen Cricket Squad (too many cooks spoil the broth)

Selector - Mike Gatting.

Phil Salt 

Alistair Cook 

Geoff Cook

Sam Cook

Jos But(t)ler 

David Kitchen 

Graham Onions

Dominic Cork

Matthew Pot(t)s

Tom Bacon

Allan Lamb 

Joe Root 

Phil Mustard 

Jack Hob(b)s 

Josh Tongue

Ben Duck(ett)

Zak Craw(ley) 

Umpire - Dickie Bird

Talking of too many cooks. Here is a picture of the carnage at the post-Test group dinner at Olive & Angelo's 



Then who should show up, but that legendary  Warwickshire player Gladstone Small.
Two Warwickshire lads


Comments

  1. Ian Dutton9 December 2025 at 22:56

    Gladstone’s presence brought about the biggest smile of the tour so far! Mind you there’s not been much to smile about on the pitch.

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